you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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