I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I think people are normalizing furries
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