Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
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