Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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