were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
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i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
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Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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