We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
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just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
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They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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