I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
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I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
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You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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