Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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