Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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