I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
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he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
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I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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