I don't remember. Are we still dating?
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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