She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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