I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
Randomize
