Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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