i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I still have a little drunk in my system
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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