does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
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