Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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