does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I wear drunk well.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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