Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
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Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
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You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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