let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I intend to get homeless drunk
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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