it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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