does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Randomize
