So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
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Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
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I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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