ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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