Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
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This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
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I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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