Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Randomize
