for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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