ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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