I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
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The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
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You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
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