I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
What should our trivia night team be named?
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If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
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I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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