she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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