I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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