you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
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Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
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There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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