I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
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I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
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Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
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