Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
It's like God shit irony all over that family
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
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Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
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She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
You ruined the universe
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