Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
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