Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
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I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
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Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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