you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
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he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
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Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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