if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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