I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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