i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
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home. puking in laundry basket.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
Threesome in a minivan. New low
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
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I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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