Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
this just has baby written all over it
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
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Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
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I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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