I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
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He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
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He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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