D3 body, D1 cock
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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