Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
Randomize
