is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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