Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
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