Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
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