please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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