I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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