Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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