omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
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