Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
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You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
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I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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