i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
im holly from the hills drunk
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i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
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also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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