how can u be prego again
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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