Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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