She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
